My friend Audrey is a bitchin' photographer and she took these pictures of me in my old kitchen the day before I moved. These are taken on REAL FILM like the dinosaurs used to use! You can tell because, in the second photo just like Cindy Crawford my beauty mark is on the other side. Unlike Cindy Crawford, I had mine put into my face by 400-pound sadist at Mom's Body Shop on Haight street.
Her web address is: http://www.audreyjones.net (the hyperlink thing isn't working, sorry)
If you get the allusion in the title of this post, post it in the comments and I'll mail you something cool.